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My life advice

• Never trust a man in a yellow shirt.
• Never get drunk on a Wednesday.
• Always share chocolate.
• Talk to strangers.
• Get drunk at least once a month.
• Showers are great places for contemplating life, take full advantage.
• Have a lot of sex.
• Never break a promise.
• You can’t ever see the whole of the moon.
• Always write down quotes that make you feel anything.
• Keep a diary.
• People lie, they do. All of you will lie, but never do it about something that’s out of your control. Recipe for disaster.
• Live a life worth a story.
• If you meet someone that makes your heart race, race for them heart first.
• Read. It’ll set your soul ablaze.
• Travel.
• Always make sure you smell beautiful, you never know who you might meet.
• Make sure the people you love know that you love them, you’d regret it forever if you didn’t and one day they were gone.
• If you have sex with someone and you don’t want to have sex with them for a second time like 10 minutes later, it’s going nowhere.
• Go skinny dipping.
• If you ever get an opportunity to experience a new culture grasp it with hands. 
• Appreciate the little things, it’ll make you enjoy life that bit more.
• Being okay isn’t the same as being good, but sometimes being okay is enough. Those sometimes when you can’t be good.